What Not To Do If You Love You Kitchen Aid

Well today has been interesting to say the least.  I was working on my gingerbread house this afternoon, and everything was moving right along. UNTIL...I was to make some green royal frosting for wreaths. Well I put some green food coloring in but it was a lighter green than I wanted. So I added just a little dark blue thinking that would darken it up some. Well then of course I was worried then that it would become turquoise, so then I added just a little black, and that worked. But it is NEVER good enough for me. Nooooooo I have to do everything over the top! So I thought, hmmm?? Maybe something glitterey would be nice, so I add a few pieces of HARD green Christmas candy, (Don't ask me about this ok?)  So my cherished kitchen aid was humming right along, spin CRUNCH spin Crunch,until....everything Stopped! My bowl was lop sided the machine was locked and I could not get it to budge, I said a quick pray to the kitchen gods and promised Never to do anything so insane again. After hitting it with a hammer and much pulling and fighting, I won, or did I?